What the hell am I doing on this blog again? I thought Mom turned in the keys to this old jalopy? And what's up with this CornBread-...

Hello, my people! Are you still there? Are you keeping your fingers out of other people's noses? Are you refraining from licking t...

Greetings, blog people! I'm a Scorpio, and I love long walks through the neighbors' lawns where I can poop in large quantities so ...

Upholstery is not my forte. Did you know forte is pronounced "fort," and not "for-tay" ? While "for-tay" is ...

How excited are you to see my laundry room? You're SUPER excited, you say? Have you no life? If you missed part one, you can see it ...

Hello, and a warm welcome to new readers! Old ones, too, right? It's no secret that with pretty much everything I do, I enjoy it more ...

My Reesie-Pie just turned one year old. That's twelve months in baby years. I just turned five hundred sixty-nine months, in case you w...

Holy dog poop. Mom hasn't let me write a blog post since March. MARCH, I SAY! But I got sick. So she's feeling a little sorry ...

Hello and welcome back! If you're joining us late, you can catch up on part one of the guest bathroom HERE . For those us who haven...

Greetings! I've been absent. During that absence, I switched my e-mail subscriptions over to Mailchimp, and I don't know if those ap...

I can admit it. I've been letting Gracie do all the heavy lifting around here lately. What little lifting has been done, anyway. Ph...

I know. I know. Mom promised you a furniture post, but like the good ratter I was bred to be, I nosed my way in yet again. Personally, I...