Wednesday, June 8, 2016

philosaurus rex: dinosaur hunter

We interrupt our regularly-scheduled lack of a post to bring you a very special edition of Philosaurus Rex: Dinosaur Hunter.

It was the morning following a dark and stormy night. No, really. It stormed so violently it snapped us back into a time when dinosaurs and Freddie Mercury roamed the earth.

Our fearless trapper braved the basement that morning for a little hunting and gathering. The tell-tale scraping upon our window glass told him he'd been successful in capturing his prey.



He screamed like a little girl, and I immediately rushed to the scene to calm him. No use. All I could think was how badly this poor creature was in need of a pedicure. And so was the dinosaur.



Philosaurus Rex flew up the stairs and out to the window well.

I brought up the rear, schlepping my camera while simultaneously strapping on my brassiere. It was a Sunday morning, and I felt no need to scar the neighbors for life unnecessarily.

Down into the cavernous well we gawked.



The dinosaur blinked up at Philosaurus and uttered:
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Philosaurus Rex:
NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO!



LET ME GO!

I WILL NOT LET YOU GO!



Oh, Philosaurus, Philosaurus, Philosaurus, let me go!



Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...
For me...
FOR ME!!!!!!

So you think you can jab me and poke out my eye?
So you think you can catch me and leave me to die?
Oh, Philly...can't do this to me Philly...
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!



Nothing really matters...
Anyone can see...
Nothing really matters...
Nothing really matters...

To me....



Any way the wind...blows...





21 comments:

  1. Wait, wait.....I got lost! Where'd he go????? In the water? But...wait....I need more, oh great white Philosaurus Rex of hunting renowned! I'm sorry, the ending is a bit of let-down. Sigh. Dona

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    1. Yep, back in the water. And I know!! I totally didn't get enough pictures! Phil wouldn't slow down and wait for the photo ops. Let's blame it on him, m'kay???

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    1. OMG I can't wait till we get another one. =D

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  3. So funny!!! Love your humor (and Freddie Mercury too).

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  4. So funny!!! Love your humor (and Freddie Mercury too).

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  5. Just killed a man--at least it wasn't Philly's Done Hooters. How much do you think the devil weighed? You know they can bite. You made me laugh--again.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I told the guy who came out to give me an estimate on a new roof (let's not talk about it) about your Coca-Cola pantry. I don't know how we got on the subject. Oh! I remember. It's hot, and I offered him a Coke. He thought your pantry sounded very cool.

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  6. Hahahahaha!! I've never laughed so hard and saw turtle porn all at the same time while listening to Queen - best think I've read heard and saw all day! THANK YOU! 😂😂

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  7. life had just begun, but now he'd gone and thrown it all away.....

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  8. HAHAHAHA.....you're killing me! But you saved the turtle! YAY!!

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  9. Yup! That's the way to move a snapper--with a thick stick they can clamp on to. ;)

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  10. That's a huge turtle! A scary dinosaur for reals! You're cracking me up and now I'll be singing Let me go! all day. LOL We have much smaller dinos around here.
    I nearly ran out the door without a bra the other day...scarred my neighbors would be, too. I know I'm going to get locked out one day in my jammies, which reminds me to put out a hidden key somewhere that I can remember.

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  11. I'm with Tina...I'll be singing that song all day now lol! That was a huge turtle!! Glad he's safe again. :)

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  12. Absolutely brilliant and hilarious. I too got so caught up in the song I couldn't see the end. Did he end up in the water??

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  13. And I thought I was living a dangerous life with all the black frogs that keep insisting on welcoming me on my porch every morning. I stand corrected.

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