Here's the extent of my decorating this year.
This is actually a very special Santa that Phil's dad bought when Phil was just a wee lad.
Wee Lad? I just made it sound like Phil is Irish or Scottish or something. He's Italian. I'm a little bit Irish, but mostly Polish. Shocker.
Phil lost his dad when he was only 7 years old, so he's a pretty special Santa.
And then there's Roscoe. I kinda flaunted Roscoe when I showed off my nice rack.
He used to be our indoor cat, but since That Damn Cat has to live outside, I kicked Roscoe out as well.
He greets the UPS man who delivers all the fun stuff I buy for myself.
I thought I'd get him some Jingle Bells to wear around his neck, but when I realized I couldn't slide them over his fat head, I found a more appropriate place to hang them.
So instead, Roscoe got Jingle Balls.
Merry Christmas!!!
Roscoe is way cool. So am I.
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Janie
Oh. My. Gosh! Too funny! Jingle balls indeed.
ReplyDeleteYou have taken simple Christmas decorating to a whole new level! The Santa is truly special. No comment on the cat's balls. LOL
ReplyDeleteoh, lawd! I am also Polish on my dad's side, but my Anglophile mother (my grandmother was a Scottish war bride, and my mom was born in the commonwealth) likes to ignore that. Polish girls always decorate with balls--it's in our genetic code.
ReplyDeleteLove the Santa very special jingle balls...I hope you post DIY spading of the cat lol
ReplyDeleteAlthough that Santa is a little scary looking...I love the sentiment behind him! The cat is hilarious with his jingle balls. My decorating is non existent this year!
ReplyDeleteJingle Balls! How hilariously corny!! Love it! You've done a lovely job of decorating your new home this year, girl. Can't wait to see what next year brings! Dona
ReplyDeletePhils santa is heartwarming. Very special indeed!! Roscoe on the other hand....Jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way to the vets!!
ReplyDeleteSanta in the chimney is cute...............
ReplyDeleteYou've got a rack and Roscoe has Jingle Balls. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock...
ReplyDeleteJingle balls indeed. lol. Roscoe looks a little back heavy to me. I think he needs a little snip snip. Love the Santa!
ReplyDeleteAww, I love that Santa that Phil's Dad got him when he was little. And, LOL Great place to put the bells.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove your decorations! ;) And the story...the special ones are the most meaningful! I am a little Irish and mostly Polish too, btw! :)
ReplyDeleteNancy
that's a special Santa for sure. Glad you got some bells going as well
ReplyDeleteJingle balls! I just spat my tea on the screen, shoot! Merry Christmas to you, Phil, Eddie and that damned cat!
ReplyDeleteCompared to my house, yours looks like Rockefeller Center.
ReplyDeleteJingle balls? How come they're not blue? Is he banging Santa?
I don't think your new neighbors are going to know what to do with you! Come be my neighbor, instead. :) Hope your family has the merriest Christmas of all! Love ya lots!
ReplyDeleteJingle balls...love it.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you and Philly...you couple of goobers. ;)
OMG!! Now those are jingle balls, for sure! ROFL!! :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!! Only you.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a very Merry Christmas!
Is it bad that my primary thought here was "I totally want her piano?" Geez I'm covetous today.
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