Here's the extent of my decorating this year.
This is actually a very special Santa that Phil's dad bought when Phil was just a wee lad.
Wee Lad? I just made it sound like Phil is Irish or Scottish or something. He's Italian. I'm a little bit Irish, but mostly Polish. Shocker.
Phil lost his dad when he was only 7 years old, so he's a pretty special Santa.
And then there's Roscoe. I kinda flaunted Roscoe when I showed off my nice rack.
He used to be our indoor cat, but since That Damn Cat has to live outside, I kicked Roscoe out as well.
He greets the UPS man who delivers all the fun stuff I buy for myself.
I thought I'd get him some Jingle Bells to wear around his neck, but when I realized I couldn't slide them over his fat head, I found a more appropriate place to hang them.
So instead, Roscoe got Jingle Balls.