(We won't finish out any of the basement until after we're all moved in.)
So, this guy proceeds to tell Philly all about his buddy who just put in a fabulous new theater room. And he tells Philly we just must put in this and that and the other....(all high-tech electronics that only the independently wealthy or someone who just murdered her spouse for the life insurance could possibly afford).
And he further explains that his buddy spent "two-fifty."
That would be hundred thousand.
Wha...whaaaaa? We're not even spending that much on our entire house.
Oh wait. Holy crap. Maybe the guy is trading salaries with Philly! Woohoo! We're rich!
Let's spend that deniro before I wake up!! Here's what we could have with all that dough!
Okay, you get the picture. (Hehe...I wanna be in pictures...)
Ours will probably be more along the lines of:
Or perhaps this:
Let's pause a moment to admire my favorite redneck:
Because our budget is WAY closer to two-hundred fifty DOLLARS than it is to two-hundred fifty THOUSAND.
Seriously? I have no idea what that would be like.
Although, after this post, I just may receive a bundle to be America's Next Top Model.
Now: A Faucet.
I never win anything, but for some reason, my luck has changed.
I won this:
From Sawdust & Embryos!! Woot for the new kitchen faucet! And trust me...If I could afford a $250,000 basement, I wouldn't have entered the giveaway.
Last but not least...I'm getting a hole!
We're scheduled to dig a hole on May 14th! God-willing, and the creek don't rise! (The latter is a definite possibility in these here parts...apparently it's monsoon season here.)
Pretty soon this:
Will look something like this:
And eventually, something like this!
But hopefully won't turn into this:
On second thought...I do love Tom Hanks.